I’m really disturbed that my new favorite activity is getting 10+ hours of sleep and then waking up with a great feeling of accomplishment. This is beyond acceptable. Waking up, all refreshed and chirpy — to missed calls/texts/picture mail from 10 pm and beyond — is a startling side effect of hibernation. The missed alerts are laughing at me, making me realize all of the debauchery I missed the night before.
This starts even before going to bed. When I’ve put on my sweats/PJs and have convinced myself that I’m “too tired” to go out, and all I “want” is my Franzia Box and Russell Crowe. This is why I should never be alone in my apartment, I need a voice of reason and lush to sway me from my laziness/lethargy. I’m too damn young to stay in on a Saturday, and my next resolution is to never wake up with missed texts on my phone.
Maybe I can find someone who’s brave enough to flail around on a Sunday?
We shall see…
Cheers! xoxoxo
If only I didn’t work tonight.
That’s not true– I’m fucking exhausted and I have to go to work in 5 hours. Le sigh.
Comment by Maxie — January 3, 2010 @ 7:16 pm
we are going to have to coordinate our time off to maximize our drinking/debauchery time together. capisce??
Comment by slapthebag — January 3, 2010 @ 7:23 pm
nights of 10+ hours of sleep are what i live for. you’re getting super old…
Comment by flippy — January 4, 2010 @ 12:45 am
I’m so bad at sleeping when I woke up at 9:30 this morning B HIGH FIVED ME and was all, “Good sleeping, babe!”
Pathetic.
Comment by LiLu — January 4, 2010 @ 12:57 am